By The New Guy
It’s been noted that the Editor needs to find a new handle if he is to continue writing in the third person (that’s not set in stone, by the way). The word Ed-it-or is clunky and a little lazy, the byproduct of low creative fuel. This was noted by the Anchor, who happened to also notice that she is called the Anchor when she recently perused the blog. While not voicing absolute displeasure with the affectation, she thought it could be perceived negatively. She had a suggestion, then, for the Editor’s new handle: “How about the Jerk Off?”
Not bad. Precise and memorable, but perhaps it could be perceived negatively.